I don't know why someone thought it would be a good idea to place an unsightly hunk of metal in my front room and rig it up in a way that I could flip a switch that would make that metal hotter than the flames of Hell.
And if they were so insistent on this plan, why couldn't they have made 5 smaller chunks of metal and put them, I dunno, in DIFFERENT ROOMS?!
But no. If I turn on the heat, I have to pay a bajillion dollars to have a 7 square-foot area of my apartment feel like a sauna, while the rest is uninhabitable by anything other than penguins. Guess what? I refuse to play.
That's right. I will not be turning on my radiator this year. My apartment doesn't have an air conditioner, and while there were many times this past summer when I would have to guzzle beers for 3 hours straight just to stay hydrated, I survived. So why not take it to the next level? Guzzling hot chocolate can't be too much different, can it?
