One of my coworkers apparently thought it would be a funny joke to recommend that I try out "Miller Chill". It's the only explanation I can think of. I refuse to believe that someone can actually enjoy drinking it. I just won't do it.
It tastes like shit. Shit with lime and salt. Which is still shit. And no, I've never eaten shit. Don't get cutesy and think you're funny by saying "How do you know what shit tastes like? Dur hur hur." Just shut up. It tastes like shit because it's shitty. That's it. Done.
One good thing about wasting 7 bucks on this awful beverage is that it makes the Blue Moon I have taste just that much better. Maybe next time Mr. Foreman and I make a delicious dinner together, I'll use the Miller Chill as a marinade. It's useless as a drink.
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